Random Thoughts

As in I provide the Random, you provide the Thoughts.
I really want you to think about these things…

Turkey Bacon
What in Chemical Lab A are they doing to turkey to make it taste like bacon?
And how can that process conceivably be healthy?

Scented Deodorizer
How is this possible? Wouldn’t the deodorizer, by definition! negate the scented?

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read without issue? It kind of makes sense. Of course, if you were cross-eyed and could read straight, are you still dyslexic?

Presidential Pageant
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Aren’t they basically being judged on the same stuff? Appearance, education, ability to answer a question. Yet we get 50 choices for Miss America for a single year term and only 2 for President for four! Shouldn’t each state be represented in a true Democracy?

In sounds vs. Out Sounds
You know how you sound different to yourself when you hear your voice recorded? I mean, you listen to yourself all day, every day, and yet when you hear it outside of your head, you think—or say—That’s what I sound like? (or more likely, That’s NOT what I sound like!)Okay, now let’s apply that knowledge to impersonators… If they think they sound like a celebrity IN THEIR HEAD, how do they know what they sound like to the rest of us? And if they sound like the celebrity to the rest of us, what do they sound like in their head?

I know!
That’s it for today– quick Monday Blog.

R is for Random. Thank you for thinking about my Random Thoughts.

Post Script:
I got a virus on my computer yesterday that locked it down. Yay! Thank you f*&^ing hackers. So I’m posting today’s blog from my *WRITING ONLY* laptop. (Yes, blogging is writing, but I really try to keep this machine pristine and safe from f*&^ing hackers.) That said, no images today. And fingers crossed that my files are saved.

Final random note:
I just got news of the new prequel to Ender’s Game, Earth Afire. Even though I thought Book Two, Speaker for the Dead was “meh,” I am excited about this publication.


About Mary Fran Says

I am an artist, crafter, designer and writer. I enjoy working with mixed media-- applying visual and tactile manipulations to telling a story. Not a lot of market for that, though, :), so I'm focusing on short story submissions and novel completions. Yes, plural. Lots of beginnings, too many ideas, not enough focus.
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