Two Kinds of People

There are two kinds of people in the world, those that sorry and those that don’t.
I sorry.

I am always getting grief from those that don’t.
“I’m so sorry you’re sick.”
Why? You didn’t make me sick.
“I’m sorry you got a speeding ticket.”
Why? You didn’t pull me over.
“I’m sorry you’re game got rained out.
Why? You don’t control the weather.

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I’m not sorry because I’m at fault, I’m sorry that you are experiencing distress.
(Although our lawn is so dry right now, I wish I controlled the weather!)

There are two kinds of people in the world, those that care and those that don’t.
I care.

I know, you’re not supposed to. You’re supposed to rise above other people’s opinions, and I do when it’s necessary, well, I try, but mostly I care for the same reasons I sorry, because I don’t wish discomfort on anyone. I care what you think because I value your beliefs, you’re important to me.

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(There are two kinds of people in the world– those that think Care Bears are cute, and those that are puking, lol.)

There are two kinds of people in the world, those that Coke and those that Pepsi.
I Coke.
Diet Coke, to be specific.

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I don’t begrudge Pepsi people. Unless they drink my Diet Coke.
And if you happen to be some sort of mutant that thinks they taste alike, by all means, waste the Pepsi on your palate.

There are two kinds of people in the world, those that believe there are only two kinds of people in the world and those that don’t.
I don’t.

People all over the world
“People All Over the World,” by Debora Laura Campobasso

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About Mary Fran Says

I am an artist, crafter, designer and writer. I enjoy working with mixed media-- applying visual and tactile manipulations to telling a story. Not a lot of market for that, though, :), so I'm focusing on short story submissions and novel completions. Yes, plural. Lots of beginnings, too many ideas, not enough focus.
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